Dec 31, 2008

Sold.



I met someone once I'll never forget.

When I moved here, I didn't know a single person. Not one. Coming here was a big unknown. I loved the feeling of a new, crisp, white page about to unfold in our lives. But I wasn't entirely sold on the idea of spending forever with cacti in my front yard and rocks in my back. It was hard to surrender four seasons for one long one. And the potential thought of scorpions dropping from the ceiling into my bed (I did a lot of research on this particular topic) was almost too much.

But, we came anyway. My husband was about to start a new job. And I was pregnant with my third child and eating oranges like they were going out of style.

One afternoon, in the dead of summer (imagine sitting inside your oven while your bread bakes and you'll better understand six months of my life), we decided it was time to buy my husband a car. After much searching, he'd decided on a cherry red Porsche. It went 0-120 mph in six seconds. And we were using what was left of our student loans to purchase it.

Okay, not really. But almost. A used driftwood (that was the actual, official description) Chevy Malibu. The front seats were void of any cushioning and were so low to the ground I could scrape my hand on the pavement while driving.

As we stood inspecting this beauty in the heat, beads of sweat dripped steadily down my back like a leaky faucet. My sticky face burned in the afternoon sun. My lower back throbbed furiously from anchoring the weight of my ginormous belly. My feet swelled with discomfort. More than anything, I needed an ice bath. And an epidural.

And an orange. (Or two.)

The older man selling us this piece of driftwood took one good look at me. (With my full tummy protruding as far as it did, I was used to this. I expected the usual "you look like you're about to pop" statement any second.) But he surprised me. With what seemed to be some magic insight into my miserable soul, he smiled. His cheery eyes filled with compassion.

"You know what I love about this place in the winter?" he asked.

The random subject change startled me. "What?" I asked.

"You know what I love about this place in the winter?" he repeated. Curiosity compelled me. I waited for his response.

"Every winter the air fills with the smell of fresh citrus." My ears perked up at the mention of citrus. He continued. "You can drive with your windows down and smell sweet oranges all around. We leave our windows open at night and lay in bed, smelling the grapefruits and the oranges and all those lemons. It's incredible."

Who was this man, this Santa Claus of a man, reading my thoughts, my secret wishes, my soul's desire? His words intoxicated me as I imagined cradling my new baby in bed, the windows open and the crickets singing outside, a citrusy breeze floating in, perfuming the night air. I pictured my someday backyard, lined with bountiful citrus trees, my children playing hide-and-seek behind their painted trunks and stopping occasionally to peel a ripe orange, the sweet juice spilling out and rolling slowly down their forearms. My dry mouth began watering at the thought of endless pitchers of fresh lemonade, mint leaves and raspberries swirling between layers of thick ice.

Squinting in the sun, I looked up at this man. "Really? You can really smell the citrus in the air?" He chuckled at my desperate hope.

"Yes, you really can."

We were sold: my husband on the car, me on my new home.

Today I awoke to a typical, winter day. Not a single cloud disrupts the endless blue sky. A shy breeze sneaks through the trees, flirting with the leaves as it brushes by. And in the warm air, the scent of citrus settles in.

Scanning my kitchen for breakfast, a large box of oranges steals my gaze. I grab one and cut into it's firm flesh. Biting into the juicy pulp, I glance around my bustling home. My daughters are deep in their fairy world. My son is playing pirates with his dad. My baby is pulling books from the shelves, giggling as each one drops.

Reaching for another slice, I remember the wise salesman from long ago, the one with the driftwood car and the promise of good things to come.

He was right.

I can smell the oranges.

And, it really is...incredible.












Dec 30, 2008

Afternoon Tea

This afternoon, my daughters surprised me with a tea party. They spent all morning planning, decorating, setting up and arranging. Although banned from the kitchen, I overheard heaps of muffled giggles and whispers while they prepared.

(I did manage a sneak peak at their secret stash of party activities.)



Finally, the hour arrived. A colorful banner greeted me, with such enticing descriptions splashed across the top as "talent show, crafts, some little dances to watch, some books to read." And my personal favorite? "No pictures allowed!" (Of course, I did not oblige!)



Before entering, I was presented with a choice between glittery stickers and ribboned barrettes to fancy myself up. After accepting both, I sat down to an elegantly set table, complete with name cards and hand-painted (by Paige) china.



My chair was decorated with a bright sash, stitched together from several pieces of origami paper and hosted the words, "This seat especially for the world's best mom." (Melt.)




Even Mitchell wasn't forgotten.




The menu included miniature string cheese, banana and water.




Next, dancing.




There were lots, and lots, and lots of crafts.




And cookies.
And a variety show.
And books.
And plenty of other goodies.

But as I'd already broken the rule of no picture-taking, I was forced, against my will, to put my camera away. So just imagine Mitchell emptying the sugary sprinkles directly into his mouth, rather than atop his frosted cookie. And just picture Megan and Paige belting out a duet to Barbie's "Diamond Castle." And just envision Megan painstakingly illustrating her homemade book, "A newborn fairy born in France."

And try to see me, savoring every minute,
every second,
of this treasured moment in their lives.

And in mine.


Dec 29, 2008

Wisdom from Seuss

It's 12:30am.

The house is still.

The dark sounds of night creak around me.

My head spinning with fatigue, I carefully inch upstairs. Slumber is so close I can almost taste it.

As I reach the top step, an eery feeling lurks around the corner. It feels as if something (or someone) awaits me. Scraping up what little courage I have, I quickly turn around to meet my fate. My heart thumps. I jump back. Gasp!

A black figure sways breathlessly in the air, hovering outside my son's door. It's long, pointy fingers hang like daggers from it's skinny arm. Four stubby toes drip from one foot, three from the other. It's oversized head looms like death above me.



There can only be one obvious explanation:


But surely dementors don't haunt during Christmas, do they? I rub the overly excited imagination out of my eyes and look again. Catching my breath, I realize it's not a dementor at all, but rather, the beloved Grinch doll Paige made for Mitchell.

Creepy? Yes.

Scary? Yes.

Black? Yes.

Loved? Extremely.

My son drags him around, singing "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch." (And of course, who do you think has to play the role of Cindy Lou Who? I'll give you one hint: me.) Then he pretends to steal Christmas.

But this "doll" never actually stole Christmas. But it did steal my son's heart. (And occasionally my breath when I catch his creepy eyes watching me from behind...)

Mitchell awoke to a full stocking on Christmas morning. He came downstairs to find his designated spot on the couch, overflowing with gifts from Santa. But as I watch him wander from new toy to new toy ( only to return to Whoville with his Grinch) I am reminded of the Grinch's famous last words:

“Maybe Christmas,” he thought, “doesn’t come from a store.
Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!”







Dec 26, 2008

A Mother's Example


There is a lot of "and that's all" going around my house.

7:30am: "Mom? I want hot chocolate for breakfast, and that's all."
7:45am: "Mom? Can I have just one piece of candy from my stocking and that's all?"
8:00am: "Mom? Can I just have just one more and that's all?"
9:00am: "Mom? Can I have just one slice of my chocolate orange and that's all?"
10:00am: "Mom? Can I just have one candy cane and that's all?"
11:00am: "Mom? Can I eat just one corner of toffee and that's all?
12:00pm: "Mom? Can I have just one slice of cake? A bite? A morsel? A crumb? And that's all?"
1:00pm: "Mom? Can we never eat anything healthy again...and that's all?
2:00-8:00pm: "Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom..."

I'm starting to question the sincerity of this statement. And where, by the way, did they even learn such ridiculous tactics? Oh well. At least with them surviving on crumbs here and snitches there I'm saving on my grocery bill, which is usually outrageous.

I simply cannot understand why I exceed my grocery budget every month. Like any other person, I go to the grocery store. (Okay, maybe I go a tad more than the normal person.) And like any other person, I buy some food for my family. (Okay, maybe I get a tad more than "some".) But when my husband glances at the bill, the total amount always causes little beads of sweat to glisten on his brow. "What did you buy?" he asks. Baffled myself, I hide the gourmet cheese and exotic fruits behind my back and reply, "Bread, milk, some cereal! And that's all!"

(Well at least I'm teaching them something...)

Dec 25, 2008

An Original Play.








Surprise

This morning, with anxious kids in tow, I crept downstairs to discover Christmas morning. I felt confident Santa would finally be giving me that red Kitchen Aid. But alas, he's holding me out for yet another year.

But I don't mind.

He surprised me instead with a new camera.
And I might
never come out from behind this new lens.

I've already taken 200 photos.

So Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!



Dec 24, 2008

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Ladies and gentlemen...(actually, I think it's safe to say no gentlemen read this blog...) we have a winner!

MSK (snickerdoodles2.blogspot.com) won by a landslide. Bribery was key. She offered me sourdough to make fresh pancakes, and I couldn't turn her down.

I happen to know MSK personally. And I happen to know she likes the following picture. So the grand prize?

Her window to France.
(Sorry MSK...wish it could have been the real thing. But at least you can look at this and daydream, right?)



(PS...the correct answer was berry yogurt, sweet potatoes and cereal.)

Dec 23, 2008

Christmas giveaway?







Just shy of rinsing off these beautiful spoons, they cried out.
I noticed.
And so did my camera.

Shall we have a contest? First person to guess what Jane ate for lunch wins...a new car? A beach house? A trip to Paris? (No wait, I'm saving that one for myself. Sorry.)

Okay, I'm not Oprah. But I do have some vintage Sting videos. They're worth at least $1.50 (maybe...)

Still not tempted? I have some pretty cool travel pictures. Want a free 5x7? If anyone actually tries to guess and guesses correctly, I'll post some pics for you to browse and you can pick your prize.

(And if you can somehow convince my husband to take me somewhere exotic over Christmas, where even more photo opps await me...I'll throw in the Sting video...for free.)

Ready...set...go.


Dec 22, 2008

Home Improvement




The view out my window is depressing, to say the least.

Every morning, to fill my home with light, I yank down the massively tangled cords of my broken blinds. The hard, plastic strips slap against the window frame, crashing and roaring on their way up. Then, with heavy heart, I look outside. Sigh. Greeting me in return is a dismal display of washed out, salmon colored rocks, beige cinder block, traces of pigeon poop and bushels of overcooked plants that are crispy like bacon. (Bacon...now there's something I wouldn't mind greeting me each morning. But surely you are tired of my food obsessions, so we'll leave it at that.)

But it's okay. Really. I'm used to it. Even embraced it. Unlike my stubborn plants, I choose to bloom where I'm planted.

But December is different.

December graces our home with an abundance of home improvement skills we otherwise lack. Each winter my girls and I spend hours designing and creating our very own, homemade snowflakes. It's one of my favorite traditions.

After carefully unfolding each original snowflake, Paige squeals with glee, "Ohhhhhh. Look! I did it! I made that all by myself! I never knew I could do it, but I did!" Megan tries her hardest to copy whatever design I just finished, announcing with determination, "I'm going to try and do that!" Then our windows glisten under a storm of gorgeous white snowflakes.

So this morning I yanked open the blinds to reveal our very own winter wonderland. We slurped hot chocolate, discussed Christmas Eve and chuckled listening to Mitchell belt out "Let It Snow" at the top, and I mean TOP, of his lungs. Even the polly pockets were inspired, ice skating on the frozen pond Megan created for them. (Didn't know pollies could ice skate? Fill a plastic cup with water. Freeze it. Then twirl pollies around the ice while creating their diologue in a syrupy, british accent.)

Suddenly the happy sight before me blocked the usual vision of pigeon poop and scattered rocks. Even the dehydrated flora couldn't tempt my grumpiness. The wintry magic of snowflakes falling, children laughing, and Christmas approaching painted the most exquisite view. From any window.

All from a ream of paper. And scissors.
And creative children.

And love.

(Now I know Home Depot can't match that.)







Dec 17, 2008

The Prolific Oven






I cannot remember the moment I first fell in love. (With baking, that is. Don't worry Matt. I remember with perfect clarity the kiss that sealed the deal for me.) Simply put, it's always been who I am. And I think it might be my sister's fault.

As any youngest child knows, there is a certain amount of worship factor towards older siblings. This idea was confirmed upon hearing my husband's younger sister (you know who you are) confess to stashing his used clarinet reeds and his old retainer when she was little. Yes, I agree...that is borderline stalking.

I never stole my sister's retainer. (Make up? Yes. Orthodontic hardware? Never.) But I did think she (and all of her clothes/"Red Door" perfume/massive pearl ring/Wham poster/Kate Bush music) walked on water. Especially when she worked at The Prolific Oven.

Every time I walked into this cozy bakery, the scent of rich pastry swirled through my senses. Glossy fruit tarts, shiny eclairs, drizzled cinnamon rolls and delicate croissants sparkled like diamonds behind glass cases. Decadent chocolate tortes, carrot cakes laced with spice and thick cheesecakes stood proudly on the racks.

But my heart had but one desire, my soul but one request: raspberry linzer cookies.

These elegant confections hosted a bed of raspberry preserves spread sweetly between two buttery cookies. Soft powdered sugar dusted the top layer like fresh snow. A tiny hole, centered in the middle, flirtatiously revealed an enticing peek of the gorgeous, red jam. Charming scalloped edges gracefully outlined these dainty treats, creating more of a doily than a simple cookie.

So I, the annoying baby (by 9 years) sister, would visit my sister at work. A lot. And every time she would treat me to a raspberry linzer. Every time. (Sometimes she'd even bring them home from work, which basically guaranteed her place in my will. Lucky her...)

Tragically, the Prolific Oven no longer employs my dear sister. Her decision to leave that hallowed place scarred me permanently. I simply could not live without my linzer cookies. She left me with no choice but to embark on a life time obsession with baking. (And Baja Fresh. And the salad pizza at CPK.)

So tonight, my daughters and I rolled, cut, sprinkled and tasted...raspberry linzer cookies. Hints of butter, almond, cinnamon and cloves warmed my home. Dollups of jam dotted my countertop as we decorated each fragile cookie. Endless rows of festive stars, lined carefully upon the wire rack, waited patiently to be dusted. And with every lick, with every sticky fingerprint, with every dust of sugar and with every messy spill, we bonded closer. Stronger. (No wonder I love to bake.)



It's clear to me now why I loved those raspberry cookies so much. True, I did love how they crumbled softly on my tongue. And true, I did love the slight trace of raspberry layered beneath that buttery crust.

But I also loved that my sister knew what I wanted, without me having to ask. I loved that she thought of me before heading home, filling a bag with extras. I loved that upon my arrival, she never shoo-ed me away like a pesky bug or hid behind the counter.

Rather, when I came to visit, she
laughed with me, smiled at me, talked with me, shared with me. She did what older sisters are supposed to do. She loved me.

And a sister's love
beats a raspberry linzer
anytime.

(Although don't get me wrong, I'm still mad she quit...)

Priorities




It's raining today, which, for me, means one thing. Actually, two things: hot chocolate and a good book. And a blanket. Okay, three things. And hot soup with crusty bread. Alright, five things. And what would a rainy day be without those charcoal grey socks I stole from my sister! So, that's six things...

But not everyone in this house feels the same. Let's put it this way: food is to me what fashion is to Paige.

When Halloween approaches, I see doughnuts and apple cider; Paige sees her latest costume design. When Christmas approaches, I imagine peppermint, chocolate, hazelnuts and sugar cookies; Paige imagines ruffled taffeta. When we visit the snow, I dream of hot cocoa by the fire; Paige dreams of accessorizing her winter coat.



And on the rare day when those billowing clouds unload upon us, Paige is not thinking about hot soup. The only thing on this girl's mind is her red coat, size 3 (yes, I know...but she won't give it up!) with the cinched waist.

So as she glanced outside this morning, her eyes desperate with hope, the first words out of her mouth were, "Mom, it's raining? Can I can wear my red coat... with the belt?" Upon the nod from me, she began twirling and singing, her heart racing with raincoat joy.

Et voila. Here she is, dressed to at T, blissfully enjoying the wet playground. (Which, of course, was followed by some hot soup...)







Dec 15, 2008

Defending Peppermint.






My husband paid me the ultimate compliment in front of my children tonight. He confessed, "I have never met anyone who loves peppermint as much as your mother.

I know. It doesn't seem profound. But actually, it is.

He said this, of course, as we gathered around the cleared dinner table, freshly packed ice cream cones in hand. Swirling my peppermint with my tongue, I brilliantly announced, "You know what flavor they should make? Peppermint mint chip. That would be so good."

My children's eyes widened in agreement while Matt's rolled in disbelief. I know he's convinced that from late November through December, my thoughts are limited to visions of swirled red and white.

This is partially true. (The rest goes to chocolate. And gingerbread. But basically, he's right.) Technically, it is a post-Thanksgiving ritual of mine to blow our Christmas budget on Williams-Sonoma peppermint hot chocolate. (Have you tasted it? Okay then. Spare me your judgements until you have. Plus...the red, vintage container is so worth looking at. I mean, drooling at.)

And I do stock up on Dreyer's Peppermint ice cream in early November. (I learned my lesson the hard way when I waited till December one year and ALL the stores were out. I wore black for a week. It was a sad Christmas indeed.)

And maybe I took that photograph with the candy cane a while ago, like...not during December but rather during a random lunch...on a weekday...by myself...in November... (Hey! Enough! I live in the desert and I have to make it feel like winter somehow!)

And so what if I spent $9.00 on fancy candy canes for the kids. (See here.)

And I guess I did make peppermint playdough for Mitchell and his friends this morning. (But it did make our house smell good. And after grilled fish a few nights ago, trust me, it's a welcomed improvement.)

And maybe I've planned a four-layer decadent chocolate-peppermint cake for our Christmas Eve menu. (It's not my fault. Megan had three requests for Thanksgiving. #1: sleepover with cousins. #2: write lots of notes to each other. #3: eat a tall cake. As our Thanksgiving menu was past changing, she has left me no choice but to include it for Christmas.)

But let's clear the air here. I'm not that crazy for peppermint. I don't even like gum. (Except grape BubbleYum. But I can't buy that in front of the kids. So I sneak it. Then I eat the entire pack in one sitting, mounds of purply sugar destroying my teeth as I pop in each new piece. Ten minutes of grapey bliss becomes mine. All mine. Then my jaw hurts. I mean, really hurts. So then I have to eat soup for a week, which is good for my figure but not for my taste buds. That's why I prefer tic-tacs, which, sadly, don't come in grape. But they do come in peppermint, which brings me back to this random post.)

It's not my fault. Candy canes are just so pretty. And they make you feel like you live at the North Pole. And with one simple lick, they return you to childhood...warm in your Christmas pjs, gazing up at your wondrous tree, imagining all the glory of Christmas morning.

Admit it. No one really likes candy canes for eating purposes. We all just like tasting the anticipation of Christmas. And that's why my heart burst with pride in hearing my husband's statement. What he really was saying had nothing to do with peppermint, but everything to do with my love of Christmas. Of traditions. Of nostalgia. Of sentiment. Of joy. Of magic. Of childhood.

So this afternoon, when my five year old guiltily admitted to sneaking gum because "I just had to get some peppermint in my tummy!," I completely understood...

I
can't wait for Christmas either.

Dec 13, 2008

The Curse

My husband does not have a lightening scar on his forehead, but it has become more and more apparent that he is definitely cursed.

This morning the "Get your feet off me!...Don't kick me!...Scoot over!...I'm telling Mom!" from across the hall yanked me from my blissful slumber. And it was too bad, because I'd just started chasing Harry Potter through my OB/GYN's enormous mansion (complete with Nordstrom's on the top level, a hospital in the basement and a beach in the middle) when Paige barged through my door, ready to deliver her tattle-tales.

But as the door swung open behind her, a heavenly scent followed. Suddenly, hopes for a charming weekend breakfast lifted me from my pillow. The sweet smell tickled my nose and pulled me downstairs.

And there stood my husband, spatula in one hand and a hot Belgium waffle iron in the other, anxiety flustering his face.

"What is cake flour and do we have any?" he asked, flushed with frustration.

Hiding my smile, I handed him the cake flour. I recognize what is happening. He has reached his culinary breaking point, as he does every time attempts to cook. (Here's a brief rundown: Mother's Day is the one day a year Matt cooks. It takes him all day. Literally. He uses every dish, bowl, pot, pan and utensil I own. Literally. We eat dinner around 8:00pm. Literally. And then he does dishes till midnight. Literally.)

"UUUUGGGH!" he cried. "Emeril said this would take 10 minutes and it's taking an hour!"

And then again.

"UUUUGGGH! Why is this not rising?"

Again.

"UUUUGGGH! I used baking soda instead of baking powder! Can I add it now?"

And one more time.

"UUUUGGGH! I forgot to spray Pam!"

He scraped out his first floppy waffle and left it for dead on the counter.



I am now laughing so hard I can't stand up straight. He really is cursed. (Perhaps Julia Child's ghost has been insulted too many times by his epicrurean handicap that she really did curse him.) I stood on my tippy toes to kiss his cheek and tried to sway him to realize how funny this really was. But he did not agree. "I'm sure I will think this is funny later, but right now, it's not!" he retorted.

I giggled away while he poured in baking powder. He snapped down the lid down for another attempt.

"UUUUGGGH! I forgot to spray Pam!"

Seated around the table, we all waited patiently (like he said...10 mintues in Matt's kitchen equals 60 minutes) to devour these Belgian delights. A wrinkled something flopped down with a spank on my plate.

"There you go. Eat it," he ordered.



I stabbed my fork into the waffle and pulled up. It's soggy weight pulled my fork back down. "Hey Mitchell, you ready for a waffle?" I chirped?

He took a bite. "These taste wee-ud" he announced. Laughter now rippled from me like rushing water. I glanced at Matt through my squinted eyes. Even he couldn't deny the smile struggling to emerge on his grumpy face.

Several more "UUUUGGGHS!" called from behind the counter. Then several more droopy waffles followed. To Mitchell's credit, they really did taste weird. Sort of like a soggy sponge. And they stretched apart like gum.

But with the Christmas music blaring from behind, children sifting powdered sugar like snow on their hands, Jane devouring bits of limp waffle at my side and Matt grumbling through it all, it was one of my all-time favorite breakfasts.

Ever.


Dec 11, 2008

The remedy

As I waited in the slow moving pick-up line at school this afternoon, I spied on my daughters, sitting patiently on the bench. Megan bubbled with happiness, her furry coat huddled around her soft face.

Paige, on the other hand, painted quite a different picture. Heavy with fatigue, she slumped over, her drooping head supported only by the tasty thumb in her mouth. Her sad eyes stared vacantly ahead, locked in a blurry gaze. Her legs hung lifelessly off the edge of the bench as her backpack melted off her arm.


I rolled up and Megan bounced in. "Hey Mom!" she sang. Paige slowly climbed in and silently crawled to the back.

"Hi Paigey," I called.

A muffled "Hi" lazily slipped out from her pouty lips.

By the time we arrived home she was in tears. Tears over her pants. Tears over her sand filled shoes. Tears over the lack of jam on her sandwich. Tears over who gets to practice first. Tears over the weather.

Clearly last night's late bedtime (we got a little carried away with the Christmas stories) had sneaked up and kidnapped her energy. It now seemed our afternoon was doomed for tear-stained arguments between Paige and the rest of the world.

But then Jane woke up.

And so did Paige.


Jane crawled over to Paige. There on the couch, those two sisters giggled and played. Bouts of laughter replaced Paige's tired tears as she entertained her rosy-cheeked friend. With each slobbery kiss from Jane, Paige's worries vanished.

"Oh, Jane!" she laughed. "Jane, look!...Jane, come here you Jane...ooooh, you're so cute...I love you Jane..." Ramblings like this continued for several minutes until Jane glanced up into the beaming face of her big sister and squeezed out one last genuine grin.

Paige's eyes lit up.
"Mom!" she exclaimed, "She likes me!"



And I haven't seen one tear since.

Not one.




For Juli

My sister-in-law is wondering where the 200 pictures are that I took during my 13 day Thanksgiving break. (Yes, 200. Just imagine what I do when I'm on a real trip. Like in a foreign country. Like with Matt...who, upon catching me fetch my camera at every corner, asks, "Are you going to do this the whole time?" He quickly surrenders, and by day 3 can actually sense when I'm feeling the bug to shoot. He will stop and wait...before I even unzip my case. I'm telling you, he's quite a guy. But enough about him. This blog is about me after all...)

So Juli, I'll show you mine if you show me yours. (Okay, that did not sound good. But you know what I mean.) And pictures of your husband getting stitches don't count. Flattering as they were, I want the one of him wearing the dog's shock collar. C'mon...cough it up!

Alright, fine.

Better get comfortable.

Seriously.

There's quite a few.

Here you go.

Highlights from my weekend turned two-week Thanksgiving extravaganza.

















The End.